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  • H4_losing_hope
    02-25 08:45 PM
    Me and my wife had each sent a letter on Feb 10 to the President and the IV PO Box. I did not see my id in the names of peeps who sent a letter.

    Just posting here to make sure you guys got the copies I sent you.
    Maybe my letter was not considered in the total sent so far and there could be others like me.
    Just a thought...

    Thanks jackisback, efforts appreciated very much, cheers for posting.




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  • amitjoey
    05-28 06:37 PM
    Please IM me when we hit $10K, I will donate another $100 to the cause.

    Donated $200 so far to this cause..

    Amount: $50.00 USD
    Transaction Date: May 28, 2010
    Transaction ID: 08M003642M0307828



    Thank you k3GC for your contribution.

    Can we get to $10,000 in the next few hours?

    We are at $8950




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  • chunky
    07-26 03:09 PM
    My company filed my green card and have applied for 485 for me and my wife on July 19 with July visa bulletin reinstated. We have also applied for AP and EAD for my wife. We both are on H1 at this time. My wife' job is going to end by month end.
    Does she need to file change of status to H4 or it is fine to stay in US with AOS pending status.

    My 140 is still pending




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  • grupak
    06-24 08:39 AM
    Campaign continues. Call Congressman Lamar Smith.



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  • paskal
    09-20 10:58 AM
    they were not formed at the last moment in most cases
    what makes you think people participate in those? from personal experience
    in the MN chapter, it's hard to even get replies to e mails, forget meetings etc. of late though i'm glad to say the MN chapter has really beugun to pick up again.
    ask the tri state guys how much effort they put locally- meetings- fliers- phone calls, all by a handful of volunteers. so all this is good in theory and yes it takes time. but the apathy (even hostility) that was encountered was frightening. ask chanduv23 someday what the tri state guys went through...




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  • singhsa3
    07-01 09:52 AM
    Which temple/church you went to appease the almighty?
    Please Please tell us your secret...

    Got this email again today at 9:05am

    Application Type: I485 , APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: Card production ordered.

    On June 30, 2008, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30 days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer service. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. Just follow the link below to register.

    If you have questions or concerns about your application or the case status results listed above, or if you have not received a decision from USCIS within the current processing time listed*, please contact USCIS Customer Service at (800) 375-5283



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  • Honda
    08-20 08:04 PM
    Hi All,

    I applied for my daughter's PIO card and sent all the documents as mentioned in the instructions sheet of the embassy website along with the self addressed stamped envelope. I heard from my other friends that even after you send everything in order, the embassy people would call and say that they did not receive the self addressed stamped envelop. It happened to three of my friends. I am the 4th one. They called today to tell that I did not send the envelope.

    The funny part that happened with my friends is that, they all sent $20 and the package came in the very envelope they sent in the first place, that the embassy said they didn't receive.

    Did anybody of you also had the same kind of experience or similar incident. If so, please do share.

    Why are they doing like that? Do they really think we would do like that, trying to save on an self addressed envelope? It really bothered me for the fact that the lady from the consulate was utterly rude when talking. I am amazed how in the world, The Indian Government is still hiring such people? Of more then a billion population, is that the best person the government of India could find for that customer service post? Its a shame and I am ashamed that such dic*heads working and representing India?

    Coming back to the issue...she said sternly, send $20.00 or send envelope stamped otherwise the application would not be processed.

    Folks, please let me know where I can complain about this careless attitude of this monster woman. What steps can I take to make sure they don't do that again? I live in TN and I can't fly/drive to Washington DC. The questions is not about the money, but the way they are operating without any ethics is deplorable.

    Hoping to hear all your valuable suggestions.

    Thank you.

    you can inform to branch manager or supervisor.




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  • axp817
    05-19 01:43 PM
    Thank you. Right after I'm done typing this, I am clicking on the contribution button to contribute towards this initiative.

    This will be in addition to the $200 I just pledged to help (airfare, hotel) members travelling to DC, and the recurring contribution that I'm signed up for since 2006.

    I am not wealthy, I don't have a ton of disposable cash lying around. I just want my green card, and I want it now. Actually no, I wanted it yesterday.

    If a few thousand dollars in advocacy contributions help me get my green card faster, and helps other qualified, deserving candidates in the years to come, I'll gladly invest in that karma.

    Everyone, please do this, and help your own selves.



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  • kopra
    09-12 12:00 PM
    You are right!!!. Hearing from the candidates, i was wondering if they will ask us to have some Voluntary Military/Community Service to be done to Qualify for GC and Citizenship.:D


    dont be confused with "legal immigration", legal immigration in obama's world means family based immigration (vote bank politics) not EB immigration.




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  • willwin
    03-14 11:23 AM
    Thanks BharatPremi!

    Appreciate your response. I have couple of questions/thoughts. Your logic is based on the fact:

    1. Not MANY cases left with PD before 2003
    2. 2003 and 2005 most cases moved over to EB2
    3. In July 2007, PD moved over to June 2003

    What about cases in 2004? not many?

    And, the movement (to 2005) would happen only during last quarter of the FY when numbers overflow from other categories? Or under normal movement?

    First Bullshit Period: 2003 - Realization that EB3-I will be dead slow - Sub
    Labor black Market flourished mainly in NY, CA and TX.
    We saw a new animal "Virtual Office". Lot of ethically and
    morally(Now even legally) illegitimate transfers occured
    from EB3 to earl PD based EB2.

    Second Bullshit Period: 2005-JAN to APRIL is a key "Bullshit period" - As in
    May PERM was gonna to be released, people
    fanatically started preparations to switch over to EB2
    using PERM. So maximum fence hopping done in this
    period and continued till 2006 mid.

    Fact: In june 2007 EB3-I was already reached to June 2003 as current PD.


    So logically speaking once dates for EB3-I reaches to 2005 start mark then virtually it should not take long to reach to 2006 mid mark as EB3 numbers considerably reduced and with same amount EB2-I considerably increased so EB2- I will stuck for a very long long time once it reaches to 2005 start mark and Eb3-I will be moved with jet speed. Now we may have some EB3-I with PD before June 2003, it will surely be a stock from NC stuck - That is the only entity which you can not tag a number and hence the base of inaccurate prediction.So far so good. Considering all this I believe Eb3-I at least with PD 2004-mid should become current by the end of 2008 december.Last quarter of this year will be THE quarter for EB3-I

    Other thing is unpredictable and abrupt decisions by USCIS, just like what it did during this April - So all in all, I think it (EB3-I) should reach to 2005 mark by 2009 mid.



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  • wonderlust
    09-20 04:06 PM
    Thumb-up for the DC Rally! I think our efforts will be long-term. We got to get the idea across to as many people as possible. Rally is powerful, but we also need to use other types of campaign--big or small to get our voice heard.

    One idea my American friend shared with me was to make presentations at retirement centers or community centers/ events. We need to be visible and our contribution to the country made known.

    Wonderlust

    Hello guys!

    I wanted to volunteer a thought that had been in my head, so I am basically thinking out loud here for a bit, just throwing this out there for your guidance, tell me if you think this is too aggressive, or even premature?

    I think we need another rally before the end of the year. There are 2 reasons:

    1- Presidential campaigns: After this Fall, presidential campaigns will be in full swing, and thus commanding all the attention of Congress, the media and the American public.

    2- Memory: People's memories are short. Now that we have the attention of the media and Capitol Hill, wouldn't it make sense that this is the time to redouble our efforts and push harder? If we wait, the iron might just cool off.

    Having said that, and as we know, a rally means a lot of money, a lot of work, a lot of dedication to organize. Yet, no one said our struggle was easy, and other people and groups who have gone through tough struggles have had to go through extraordinary lengths to achieve their goals.

    So, if we were to hypothetically hold a second rally this Fall, we could go for the "low-hanging fruit", i.e. we can hold the rally where the most of us live, such as Silicon Valley (and we know those folks really come through), we can plan to reach attendance to this event in the tens of thousands. I know we might not have enough time, and the people who worked so hard on the DC rally are probably exhausted. But, what if we just focus on an area where there are a LOT of us, and do a "no-frills" rally? Just get the police permits and show up. Our numbers will do the rest.




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  • chaanakya
    04-10 02:01 PM
    Those who do talk and blame in the anonymity of the web andnever do anything and keep hiding behind their closets expecting sky to fall are the one who "don't wear clothes"



    Chandu, you made me laugh (in a fun way, not in the making fun of you way). Hiding is done inside the closet, not behind it. Maybe lack of clothes is explainable because one is "behind" the closet :)

    On a serious note though, You provided so many ways that money is being raised by running marathons, funding drives etc etc...but come on, where on this website or anywhere else is it mentioned how this money is being spent??

    I have absolutely no right to ask that question because i have never contributed money. But when i am told that I dont have access to this thread or that thread because I am not a donor...I do have the right to question if this organization actually represents all immigrants or just the donors?? If the motto of IV becomes "Change for fairness and justice (For Donors Only)" then it would make a lot more sense to me. But as long as IV keeps on harping that they represent the plight of legal immigrants (which I am) then I do have the right to ask the question ..."What exactly has IV done?"

    Asking the question is never the problem, it may make people uncomfortable but I want people (like yourself) who are contributing to at least ask IV before ranting on people like me (who dont contribute) to support the cause...Supporting the cause is NOT equal to giving IV money. The republicans already tried something similar ..."If you are anti-war, you dont support the troops"..That was fallacious and so are all the personal attacks on the "freeloaders" (like myself ofcourse).



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  • maddipati1
    11-03 05:25 PM
    thx div_bell.

    sorry, i missed the obvious. In the links i posted earlier and also on I-131 instr page, it clearly states that Bio-Metric is a must for 1) Re-Entry doc and 2) Refugee doc, but not Advance Parole. duh! :-)

    But i think when u e-file they ask for FP even though its Advance Parole.

    im paper-filing now wiht no FP fee.




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  • Macaca
    09-14 03:21 PM
    What keeps
    so many people back is
    simply
    unwillingness to pay the price,
    to make the exertion,
    the effort to sacrifice
    their ease and comfort
    Orison Swett Marden



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  • pappu
    04-28 11:43 AM
    Thanks dba9ioracle.

    thank you for your paymentPayment by PayPal

    Total amount: $100.00 USD
    Receipt ID: 70C41707463138256

    We are working on the technical issue so that you can post on the forums with your id




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  • pansworld
    12-10 03:09 PM
    before it gets out of hand!!!!



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  • amitjoey
    05-25 11:49 AM
    Thank You anilnag, manishgc, govindk, sirinme for your contributions

    The total is $5850




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  • I_need_GC
    06-30 04:31 PM
    Earlier today I got an email from USCIS that said
    "Application Type: I485 , APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: Card production ordered.

    On June 29, 2008, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30 days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer service. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. Just follow the link below to register."

    Then by the evening my I-485 said
    "Application Type: I485 , APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

    On June 30, 2008, we mailed you a notice that we had registered this customer's new permanent resident status. Please follow any instructions on the notice. Your new permanent resident card should be mailed within 60 days following this registration or after you complete any ADIT processing referred to in the welcome notice, whichever is later. If you move before you get your new card call customer service. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. Just follow the link below to register."

    Problem My EB2 PD is not current, is this a system glitch or did I get GC?

    Here are my stats
    PD 2007/ India
    Arrived on H4 Sept 1997
    Change to F1 Jan 1999
    Change to H1B Sept 2004
    Applied extension Sept 2007
    Applied for PERM June 2007
    PERM Approved June 2007 EB-2 (approval in 4 days)
    filed I-140, I-485 in the July madness
    I-140 RFE March 2008
    I-140 Approved May 2008
    I-485 RFE May 2008
    I-485 Approved June 30, 2008




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  • GCBy3000
    06-19 04:34 PM
    Best place to check this out is here.

    http://www.numbersusa.com/hottopic/senateaction0507.html#1


    Cantwell is there. May be they did not update their site, but they updated the bill number. The heading says "Background Information on S. 1639, formerly S. 1348"


    The word on the street is that the Cantwell amendment is not a part of the list of amendments that are currently floating around in Senate offices. There are 20 of them.

    Even Bernie Sanders has one more coming (Yes, it is related to H1B). But Cantwell amendment is not there in the list of 20.

    Here is the list of 20:

    Democratic Amendments

    1199 Dodd Family parent visas
    1313 Webb Community ties for Zs
    1236 Baucus-Tester Strike all reference to REAL ID
    1332 Sanders Employers to certify no mass layoff
    1344 Byrd Border security immigration fee
    1317 Menendez Increased family points in merit system
    1340 Brown Employers post job at state agency
    1468 McCaskill Repeat violators who hire undocumented workers
    1486 Levin Iraqi religious minority refugees
    1386 Leahy Refugee Scholars (may instead be 1289 on EB-5 investors)
    ------ Schumer Tamper-proof biometric social security card (no language yet)
    1198 Boxer Reducing Y visa cap by number of Y workers who overstay



    Republican Amendments

    1161 Alexander Oath of allegiance for naturalization (may move to manager�s package)
    1255 Bond Prohibits green cards for Z holders
    1473 Coleman information sharing/sanctuary cities (Coleman is redrafting, new language not available)
    1335/1258 Domenici Federal judgeship increase (redrafting)
    1490 Ensign Preclusion of social security benefits
    1465 Graham Enforcement, plus other potential agreed upon amendments folded in (redrafting, content not clear)
    1441 Grassley-Baucus Obama Strike and replace Title III (small changes possible)
    1440 Hutchison Touchback/strike and replace title vi (redrafting)
    1174 Thune Probationary legal status triggers
    1318 Chambliss Totalization agreement
    1282 Isakson Preemption/Home Depot (redrafting)
    ------ Graham Criminal penalties/mandatory minimums for overstays




    nat23
    06-26 02:09 PM
    i thought a simple majority i.e. >50 would make the bill pass through senate. is that not true?

    Nope. Need 60 votes to do anything in Senate and that is why even though the Dems have a so called majority then cant get anything done.




    dixie
    07-03 06:26 AM
    This letter has no mention of the problems regarding permanent residency, it only refers to the H1-B quota issues, we should contact the Congressman Shadegg to clarify that its not just about the H1-B, the problem also lies in the immigration process of skilled workers. If this is not part of his bill then we should urge(request) him to include this.

    PK


    Well thats our fate .. we are always forced to piggyback on a larger issue. With CIR it was illegal immigration, now it is H1-B. But you got to understand that if not for corporate lobbying (who have a heavier stake in H1-Bs) this bill would not have seen the light of day, that too in the house. We got to be thankful we are at least not being treated on par with the illegal aliens .. the broad theme of this bill is highly related to skilled immigration, which is much less controversial than granting citizenship to illegals; not withstanding the tancredos and numbersUSAs who will still be yelling doomsday from the rooftops. Granted we are flying under the radar as usual, but I very much doubt this will be an H1-B only bill without any EB relief.



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